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Poster: Fishead Date: May 4, 2007 11:57am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 20 worst lyrics poll (non-dead)

the lyrics are funny but at the same time very bad ..you and i could right that ,along with most of their songs....
good thing they could play music....

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Poster: johnnyonthespot Date: May 4, 2007 12:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 20 worst lyrics poll (non-dead)

EXACTLY! I have a problem with bad lyrics and bad art. I always sucked at poetry so when I see someone writing shit a mentally disabled person ( or me ) could write, it really grates on me

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Poster: buscameby Date: May 4, 2007 12:26pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 20 worst lyrics poll (non-dead)

Like " bigger than a drive in movie ooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Sorry Bobby fans I know Im in the dog house for this again!

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Poster: johnnyonthespot Date: May 4, 2007 12:37pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 20 worst lyrics poll (non-dead)

street cats makin love is right up there too

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Poster: bluedevil Date: May 4, 2007 12:53pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 20 worst lyrics poll (non-dead)

When they put up the 20 best lyrics:

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

OR

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

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Poster: rastamon Date: May 5, 2007 10:01am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 20 worst lyrics poll (non-dead)

speaking of farm's, here is Phish's entry >>

Farmhouse Lyrics

Welcome this is a Farmhouse
we have cluster flies alas
And this time of year is bad
We are so very sorry,
There is little we can do
But swat them

She didn't beg oh, not enough
She didn't stay when things got tough
I told a lie and she got mad
She wasn't there when things got bad

I never ever saw the northern lights
I never really heard of cluster flies
Never ever saw the stars so bright
In the farmhouse things will be alright

Woke this morning to the stinging lash
Every man rise from the ash
Each betrayal begins with trust
Every man returns to dust

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Poster: lobster12 Date: May 4, 2007 4:18pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 20 worst lyrics poll (non-dead)

I was just thinking of this song the other day and the "bum cakes" line. still kills me

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Poster: bluedevil Date: May 4, 2007 12:28pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 20 worst lyrics poll (non-dead)

I don't need love and I don't need you...

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Poster: johnnyonthespot Date: May 4, 2007 12:15pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 20 worst lyrics poll (non-dead)

oh man, I'm sorry I thought you were still talkin Foreigner. Oh yeah PHISH, absolutely they could play. Most impressive live band I've ever seen outside the Dead. In a lot of ways they were musically MORE impressive but they never had any magic ,for me at least. Although no one ever has had it like the Dead for me so I guess it's unfair to compare the uncomparable.

WHEW! I'm sure glad you weren't defending Foreigner's music. I feel so much better now.

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Poster: Fishead Date: May 4, 2007 12:29pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 20 worst lyrics poll (non-dead)

"you enjoy myself" are these really the lyrics ??

Man
God
Shit
Boy man
Boy man
Wash uffitze drive me to firenze

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Poster: johnnyonthespot Date: May 4, 2007 12:36pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 20 worst lyrics poll (non-dead)

it's all in the delivery and taken into context I'd say the emotion is expressed damn well